Today is a day of mourning, an icon has left us and she will forever be missed. Thousands gathered around Barbara Millicent Roberts’ Beverly Hills mansion to pay respects to the beloved celebrity. A fashion icon without comparison, an entrepreneur and the girl next door who could do it all with a million dollar Mattel smile. Barbie has inspired so many of us who strive for perfection. She was the first symbol all girls received to not accept our unique beauty, setting standards so high no one could keep up. Not even her. It has been speculated that the 55 year old beauty passed away from yet another plastic surgery to keep her youthful look and figure. This time butt implants were in order to keep up with the latest look. All part of a campaign to launch a new reality TV Barbie with extra junk in the trunk.
Barbie will be missed by all who strive to look fifteen again. Girls and women all ages will mourn the passing of the fashionista icon that inspired us since little girls to run to the mall and fill our closets with shoes and clothes we can't afford.
Ms. Roberts leaves behind her all time boyfriend Ken Carson, her sweet sister Skipper Roberts and her beloved family and friends who we know little of. Also left behind an empire worth millions, including her Dream Malibu House, a vast amount of cars and countless real state property. Who will inherit her wealth? We will be unveiling it all in our special "Barbie's Fortune! Cheers to the lucky one that gets it all." Airing with our affiliated WIYwifi station, June 10th, check your local listing for channel and times.
But not to worry, the Kardashians are here to save the day once more. They have recently announced great news! Two minutes after Barbie's passing posts graced your media device it was tweeted that a new doll will be unveiled to calm your daughter's temper tantrum for more without any meds. Introducing LaKim® (Kayne and North West sold separately). We truly can't wait to see them all!
From The Beverly Hills Gazette App 6/3/14
The public is outraged. In an apparent plot to pump ratings of her new reality show it has been suspected that Barbara Millicent Roberts has staged her own death. The paparazzi has spotted the recently thought deceased star leaving the home of her all time boyfriend Ken Carson.
On a recent statement Mr. Carson has denied the allegations adding in a tweet, "It saddens me to think that while in the midst of mourning the passing of my beloved companion, I have to deal with such ill intentioned allegations." It has been speculated that the mystery woman leaving Ken's house could be none other than estranged Barbie's cousin Jazzie. Barbie and Jazzie were inseparable party animals during the eighties, hitting all the popular clubs with celebrities such as Robert Downey Jr., Rob Lowe, Demi Moore, Sara Jessica Parker to name a few. After a series of rehab scandals Jazzie left the spotlight and was not heard of again. If this speculations are true and the mystery woman is indeed Jazzie, why the visits to Mr. Carson in secret and why would he deny seeing her?
Millions of fans are already on the hunt to find the truth about Barbie, hopeful to fill their hearts with joy once more. Others not so faithful to the blonde beauty are already appalled by the thought of what the race to keep up on top of fame can make some do. Whatever the outcome this scandal has spiked Barbie product sales to its highest ever in popularity; making her the richest woman in the world either dead or alive. The internet has been broken twice by news of her death and the new speculations surrounding her possible come back from the dead. There is not knowing where this will lead. America has been left divided. Barbie supporters with pink Barbie signature t-shirts ($19.99 at any Barbie store) on one side. On the other side the ones disgusted by the thought of Barbie's alleged actions, wearing a thumb down Barbie T-shirts in black. Barbie's less worn color. ($24.99 at any La Kim store).
Stay tuned, the saga will continue tearing America apart and no one knows what it is to come. Follow us on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram and anywhere you can see us in your addictive electronic device. We can't wait to keep on polluting you mind with more entertaining nonsense. Thank you for letting us in and enjoy!
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